Living in nine countries and across numerous states,  counties, cantons, kingdoms, provinces,  and prefectures has taught me how difficult it can  sometimes be to understand the utterances and actions of others, not only when the culture and language is different, but even when they ostensibly “speak” the same language as you do.

As America and the world begin the new reality show called, “Things That Go Trump in the Night,” this page is designed to be a service in interpreting and understanding the actions and utterances of the “Best Russian President America Has Ever Had!”