Week One: Alternative Facts

According to the Trump Mutation, not only did more people attend The Donald’s inauguration than attended Obama’s, but his comb over covers more footage than Rudy Giuliani’s or Prince Charles’s combined. Further, Trump Adviser Kellyanne Conway states that she knows from firsthand knowledge that the The Best Russian President America Ever Had is the Biggest Dick to enter the White House since Kennedy invited Milton Berle over to compare pick up strategies.


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